one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out
i scored my first goal in polo tonight! this is HUGE for me, considering i’m primarily a defensive player. when my coach put me in hole set i thought he was freaking insane. like WUT. But it was so worth it. i learned how to turn on the offensive mind in my brain, and i was able to feel all of my hard work over the past two years come into play. i started the first day last season not knowing how to swim. i was relegated to a kick board during warmups for the first three weeks. but now i’m able to keep up with the fastest girls both on the team and in conference, and i can play hole set and actually score. like what. what. this isn’t real.
no but water polo is the greatest sport because it’s the only one where attempted murder is the basic premise
feel free to cook me for dinner, I don’t care